What in the effffffff?

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Can someone please tell me WHY I am getting these emails??

First of all, just the NAME of this product is frightening, "ColoTrim."

Second of all, how the heck does this work? Is it a superduper laxative that makes you poop out 25 pounds (but who has 25 lbs of poop in 'em anyway?) ? Has anyone here tried any of this, and if so (1) wtf is it; (2) how does it work; and (3) did it work for you?

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Yesterday the boss informed me that he supposed he was from the branch of his family that was decended from "a horny old man" who had possibly fathered children well into his 70s. I hate to repeat myself, but WHAT IN THE EFFFFFFFFFFFF???

Another thing I hate is playing dumb. I am sick to death of pretending I don't get his innuendos or COMPLETELY inappropriate topics of discussion or comments.

To explain how the subject even came about would take a great deal of explaining, but it started with a comment from me about DNA testing to determine paternity for girls/women, after which he argued against my statement, citing some half information regarding the X chromosome and Y chromosomes and stating definitively (because he knows everything) that paternity can only be traced on the male side. I calmly refuted his statement and forwarded him numerous cases in which paternity had indeed been determined regarding father/daughter relationship. The main case I cited was that of Anna Nicole Smith's motherless baby. From there the conversation took a convoluted turn. He was driving the conversation at that point and I was merely an innocent passenger praying for the ride to end quickly and safely.

[incidently, he was forced to admit defeat in that argument. no small feat for a woman up against mr. all-powerful and all-knowing attorney]